What do you buy people for Christmas? It is a nightmare! I love the look on some people’s faces when they open a present and is not what they wanted at all. There was once an old joke that said what do you buy man with everything the answer being, penicillin!

I was checking the old finances the other day and I realised then there isn’t much I wanna spend money on. I have got everything I want, apart from a Princess 65.

I am going to be at home for Christmas although I might going to Charlton Play Milton Keynes on Boxing Day. My lads are here on the 27th, and I’m cooking Turkey on the big green egg… Yummy.

The question on everybody’s mind this Christmas is, how do you cook sprouts? The answer is, Company half fry them with butter add a dash of soy sauce and a sprinkling of flat leaf parsley…

Merry Christmas everybody


  1. Will Dewar

    Have a lovely Xmas to you and your family Jim….

    Best Wishes


  2. Chris

    Have a good one Jim! All the best

  3. Mrs Claire Mitchell

    Hi Jim,
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you from myself and your Joe Pasquale sounding friend Gemma. We hope you have a good day tomorrow with Michelle and family. We hope you had a good birthday and Gemma hopes you received the birthday card she sent to you by post. Gemma will get a surprise tomorrow as I have bought her your Devil rides out DVD for Christmas, which I am sure she will love. This will hopefully cheer Gemma up as she is still unemployed after a full year and applying for 2,575 jobs and attending around 300 interviews. It is never ending!!
    Gemma will be catching you in the new year at one of your shows. Have you released any spring tour dates yet?
    Meanwhile hope, you, Michelle and family are well and have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year and a good start to 2017.
    Love and best wishes
    Mrs Claire Mitchell

  4. hi jim happy new year,happy new year also to your wife michelle,and happy new year to your family cameron,sarah,fred,charlie and elsie.take care lots of love teresa xxx

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